I have a confession...
I have a gym membership. I've even gone to the gym. I just don't enjoy it and don't do it often.
I might try to play it off as though I'm getting ripped and can lift a Kia, but if you know me...not so much. I'll tweet, "Off to the hurting place!", but the exclamation is entirely virtual. My wife is a nurse and is very health-minded, so she makes sure we go. But if she's not around, it's beer and pizza for me!
If you've been in my garage, you may have seen the bicycles. You probably imagine me soaring down the bike trail; my legs blurring your vision. I'm sorry I've misled you. The bikes in my garage don't actually imply my use of them.
Jana likes riding bikes. I like avoiding riding bikes. I dislike riding bikes so much, I punish my bikes by hanging them upside down in my garage. I also use them to attack ping-pong opponents. The end of the table where the bikes hang is known as 'your side of the table'.
I do like ping-pong.
What are you lookin' at?!?
Do you like pancakes? Leave a comment or something.
I like pancakes...with chocolate chips in them. I also dislike gyms. Fortunately, my metabolism still allows me to dislike gyms from afar while hiding the fact that I'm out of shape. (Skinny, but out of shape.)
I think we're related.
I am a snob because I only like Cracka Barrel pancakes since they give you real maple syrup. I don't mess with that Bob Evans or Denny's shizzle.
I actually don't like pancakes.
Although chocolate chips do make them tastier.
My favorite breakfast?
2 bowls of cereal.
"Chocolate chips do make them tastier" could apply to nearly everything!
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