Product manager: Ok everyone, let's get started. We have a new product ready to launch, and we need to come up with a name.
Marketing manager: What does it do?
Product manager: It's a shaving razor. It's capable of skinning a Bengal tiger in one swipe. It can topple a Redwood with the flick of a wrist.
Lawyer: Sounds dangerous. We have to think about customer safety and our potential liability.
Marketing manager: Eh, let's just call it a safety razor.
Product manager: Brilliant.
Lawyer: We see no issues.
CEO: Great job everyone, let's call it a day. See you at the bar.
What other products are inaccurately named?