Staff: Do you have any electrical tape?
Staff: You sure?
Staff: Can you go get some for me?
Me: What do you need it for?
Staff: My iPod cable. It's fraying on one end.
Me: Sorry. Not going to stop doing my work-related stuff to go get you electrical tape.
Staff: You sure you don't have any?
Staff: You don't keep any in the server room?
Staff: I guess I can bring some in from home if I have to.
Me: I'm sorry that you'll have to go through such a huge personal trial for your personal equipment. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more assistance to you in your music-seeking endeavors.