You probably don't hear this a lot in your line of, umm, work, but I wanted to sincerely thank you for all you do.
You keep the IT industry employed.
You teach us valuable lessons in common sense and basic security.
You teach us how to be cunning.
You teach us how to clean up the mess after identity theft.
You teach us how to stand on quard of our security.
Whatever that means.
What would you like to tell the malware designers of the world?