Telepathy Tacos

User: Aaahhh! The conference room PC is acting up!

Me: I'm sorry to hear that. What's it doing?

User: You'll have to see it yourself. I can't explain it.

Me: Okay, Where are you located?

User: I'm in (different town than me).

Me: Please give me the name of the PC so I can remote into it and take a look. This information is located
on the PC itself or on the desktop background.

User: I can't give that to you now. We're in a meeting. This is the conference room, remember? Just sit tight and I'll give it to you later.

Me: Oooookay.

*Later that afternoon*

Me: Hi, did you have a chance to grab the name of the PC in your conference room?

User: No, I forgot. Let me get back to you.

*The next morning*

Me: Hi! Did you have a chance to-

User: Look, I'm really busy. I'll get back to you.

*Two days later*

Me: Hi! Did-

User: I don't have time for this. Can't you just go around the corner and look for the stupid name of the stupid computer yourself?

Me: I'm sorry, I'm not at your location.

User: Well, has anyone else complained?

Me: No, yours is the only ticket I have for your office.

User: Then it's obviously not a problem, now is it?

Me: You tell me. You opened the ticket.

User: Oh, bother. Just close it.

Me: Sorry for the inconvenience.

*I close the ticket. Under notes, I put "User resolved issue by being persnickety and unavailable."*

Be honest...are you this user?