- Want some help controlling grocery costs? Here's a free tip, for free: Go to your fridge. Pull out the milk. Don't pour it down the drain. Put it back in the fridge. See? Now you have more milk than if you had done otherwise. You're welcome.
- I'm tired of computers. What else should I go do? All suggestions involving pancakes are welcome.
- This post might be a bit shorter than you'd like 'cause the server room's kinda hot today.
- The new Tron movie isn't as bad as everyone says it is. I will defend this position to the death*!
- *I reserve the right to
pancakewaffle on said position, once I see the movie.
- I'm running low on writing ideas, so feel free to assign me something.
- Unless you're relieved that I'm running out of ideas.
- In which case, you're welcome.
- What's the strangest name you can think of for a baby? I need a boy name and a girl name. I'm going to start pranking people who ask if we've picked out a name yet, and I need your help.