Never drink from the far side of the cup.
Respect your mom. Or else.
Drive the speed limit when Uncle Chris is in the car.
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and don't think you know it all. Look to Him in everything you do, and He'll guide you. See Proverbs 3:5-6.
If it's not yours, don't take it.
Stealing second may be easier than stealing third, but no one will be expecting you to steal home.
There's no shame in striking out, as long as you go down swinging.
Pizza is a food group.
Buying American is great, but buying local is even better.