Every day it seems I read another impossible-to-imagine headline.
"NY Governor Delays Payments to Conserve Cash"
"Real Estate Broker Swindles Investors Out of $98M, Seeks Bankruptcy Protection"
"President Signs Health Care Bill, Approving $1.2T Additional Debt"
Apparently you can just do whatever you want these days. If you can dream it, you can do it.
I've always heard of this mythical "American Dream". So I got to wondering - what if I could do this?
The New York Times might run these headlines:
"Ricky Delays Mortgage Payments to Conserve Cash"
Mortgage company applauds conservation tactic, says efforts at increasing green responsibilities are noteworthy.
"Ricky Prints His Own Money"
Declares "There really oughta be a $25 bill with Lou Gherig on it."
"Ricky Signs Health Care Bill, Approving $1.2T Additional Debt"
Says, "Whatever. I don't have to pay for it. Some other schmuck will."
What impossible headlines would you write?
Props on the 'noteworthy' pun, however intentional
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