Secret Computer Fairy Dust

Special Needs User (SNU) Can you help me sync my email to my iPhone?

Me:  No.

SNU:  Can you help me sync my calendar to my iPhone?

Me: 
No.

SNU:
  Why not?

Me:
  Corporate blocks it.  They don't support iPhones.

SNU:
  Why?

Me: 
I don't know.

SNU:
  Do you know why they block it?

Me:   No.

SNU:  So there's no workaround?

Me:  No.

SNU:  What did you do for the partners?

Me: 
The partners got different phones since they couldn't use their iPhones.

SNU:  So you just hooked them up with some secret fix that you can't tell me?

Me:  What?  No, I just told you...yes, that's exactly what I did.  I have secret computer fairy dust, and I only share it with management.


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