A Tale of Two Toms

My buddy Knox has some other buddies he's never told me about before. He knew I'd get jealous.

Today he broke his silence and introduced us to Mindy and Daniel Coleman. They have a son, Isaac, who has a rare blood disorder. Knox is trying to raise money for them to help with their medical bills (I don't know if you've heard, but that medical stuff is pricey with a capital $).

In exchange for a $5 donation, Knox is offering the chance to win a pair of Toms.

What could you do with a pair of Toms? Here's a few ideas:

  • Have one wash the car while the other cuts the grass.
  • Bring them along as bodyguards to your next performance review.
  • Start a new hippie hygiene product company - Toms of Maine.
  • Have one Tom stand on the other Tom's shoulders to reach high things.
  • Ask them to move that old piano you finally sold on Craigslist.
  • Claim you started that GPS company before they did.
  • Don't want to decorate the yard for Christmas? Here's some Toms for that.

What else could you do with a pair of Toms?