Stuff I Made Up, Mostly In My Head

Aren't you glad we don't have round picture frames for our desks? They'd be rolling everywhere all the time, and we'd never get anything done.

If we can figure out how to talk to the dolphins and whales, shouldn't we try to communicate with in-utero babies? We could learn a lot from an insider. Get on that, Science.

Terry Pratchett has Alzheimer's, and still writes great books. Heck, Ralph Compton is dead and still writes books. I can't get further than two chapters into my own book and struggle to write a blog post. That probably makes me a special kind of stupid.

Don't worry if you lose a lot of weight. It's pretty easy to find.

Have you checked out It's pretty much the most awesome site ever. If you don't like that, try

When are the aliens coming?