Don't Worry; Be Happy

Now you'll have that annoying song on your mind all day. You're welcome.

Things That Worry Me But Probably Shouldn't

  • International travel - what if I'm in a cafe in Shangai and the waiter brings the bill and it's for 10 trillion dollars?
    • Me: Um, I think there's a typo.
    • Waiter: You American?
    • Me: Yes.
    • Waiter: No typo. You pay now!
  • What if I'm not a good dad? What if I freak out?
  • Did I gas up the car?
  • What if this post's too short?
    • What if I think of a whole bunch of stuff to add right after I hit 'Publish Post'?

What oddball things do you worry about?