Things I've Given Evan That His Momma May or May Not Know About


  • Salsa
    • This one was a winner.
      • He likes it everywhere. Doesn't matter how spicy. He'll make a face and dig back in. He holds his chip proudly and says "DIPIT!"
  • Coffee
    • This was a REAL winner. I only gave him a couple sips, but that kid will keep Starbucks in business for years to come.
      • No real reaction to this. Figured I'd be chasing him around like crazy.
  • Beer
    • Just kidding. But I did rinse a bottle once and let him pretend it was a boat during bath time.
      • No, YOU'RE a bad parent.
  • Grapefruit Juice
    • This was NOT a winner, but he was very polite about it. He scrunched up his face and shook his head, but didn't spit it out.
      • He immediately handed his cup to me and said, "For daddy?"

What have you done that someone else would disapprove of so you didn't tell them but you can tell me because we'll both think it's funny and the Internet's a secret anyway?
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