- I'm not sick. It's just allergies.
- Or maybe another sinus infection.
- If I only ever speak to my son in a British accent, he will grow up thinking he's British.
- I MUST DO THIS.
- You should lock your front door.
- One time I didn't, and a guy walked in with a three foot tall speaker and asked if Steve was home.
- So unless your name is Steve and you want to rock your face off, lock your door.
Boss: Can you print this database for me?
Me: *Twitch* No, databases can't be printed.Boss: Why not?Me: Probably copyright issues.
Client: Did you get docs on the hard drive I sent you along w/ the hard copies?
Me: No, just the drive.
Client: They're on the drive.
Did this post seem longer because I formatted it funny? Didn't work in school, either.