Things I Always Wanted to Do But Never Did Because I'm a Loserface

  • Be an actor
  • Play an instrument
  • Write a book
  • Go on an international mission trip
    • I did make it to Missouri once
  • Learn another language
    • Lo siento, pero no comprendo por que soy Gringo. Donde esta los banos?
  • Be a comedian
  • Start my own company
  • Invent something awesome
    • Like a ninja robot from outer space
  • Ride a unicycle
    • I settled for a pogo stick

What have you always wanted to do?