My wife: I wish you could breastfeed him! I feel like a robot. A robot who hurts really badly.
Me: Since 'the two shall become one flesh', I kinda am breastfeeding him.
My wife: Ha! I'd like to see you try.
Me: I'd let him try, but he wouldn't get anything.
My wife: Well, I still don't see why you can't do any of this. It'd only be fair.
Me: God loves me more!
Ever wish you could 'help out' a bit more at home?