Breastfeeding For Hubbies

My wife: I wish you could breastfeed him! I feel like a robot. A robot who hurts really badly.

Me: Since 'the two shall become one flesh', I kinda am breastfeeding him.

My wife: Ha! I'd like to see you try.

Me: I'd let him try, but he wouldn't get anything.

My wife: Well, I still don't see why you can't do any of this. It'd only be fair.

Me: God loves me more!

Ever wish you could 'help out' a bit more at home?