I feel like an Internet dating service today, but I promise you - it's all platonic. Probably. I might want to look that up first.
Here we go.
Rob Shepherd (@robshep, robshep.com) asked for "funny people that make me think about tech, sports, and Christianity." I don't know much about sports, but for the rest? To you, Rob, I give Rick Knowles. You're welcome.
TJ (@tjcapalla, teejay82.tumblr.com, peanutbuttercupmoment.tumblr.com) asked for "inspirational stuff". Have some Tony Alicea, TJ. Enjoy.
Russ Ray was half asleep / delusional. So for you, Russ? Tyler Tarver.
Renée A. Schuls-Jacobson wants pop culture. Feeling a little stuck on this one. How about some TV Asylum, Renée? You'll get a range of topics by a range of different folks. And maybe some unicorns.
Chad Jones wants "fiction, non-fiction, Christianity, humor, blogging, and butterscotch flavored terra cotta siding". Chad, you already know almost every blogger I know, so I'm going to focus on your fiction request. Which is different than your fictitious request. Have you tried the Infinity Manuscript?
Larry Hehn (@larryhehn and larryhehn.com) wants a combination of "humor and insight for Christian living". You already know Rob Shepherd, right? Well...go meet him again. Sorry this recommendation's not new, but Rob is the best for what you asked for.
Daniel Carman says "I will not tweet. Not in a box, not with a fox." No, Dan(iel), you may not. But you do blog, and you'd even blog with a dog in the bog, right? Thus, check out my friend Some Guy.
Ken Hagerman (@ramblingbarba, ramblingbarba.com/) used a lot of words and I got overwhelmed. But one of those words was humor, so Ken - go follow @sgtwolverine. He's the funniest guy I follow on Twitter.
Burrill (@sgtwolverine) wants funny. Jamie Golden is funny. Jared Clifton is, too. But you? EVERYBODY should follow you!
Stephen Haggerty (@StephenHaggerty) wants creativity. Stephen, meet my best friend Chris. He's the most creative guy I know. His Twitter feed has a heavy tech focus, but ask him anything and I guarantee a creative answer, regardless of topic.
Some Guy asked for more Network Administrator Diaries. On it's way, SG, on it's way.
Ok, your turn. Who do you like to follow on Twitter? Whose blog do you enjoy?
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My Favorite Bluegrass Band - The Haggerty Brothers Interview
The Haggerty Brothers would make a good name for a bluegrass band.
The hard part would be finding some brothers named Haggerty.
Enter Kevin and Stephen. Brothers by birth, bloggers by night.
They've taken the blogging world by storm. They're everywhere, like [insert bad analogy here].
They're apparently two separate people, but do you know how long it took me to figure this out? An embarrassingly long time, that's how long.
And since I still get them mixed up, I thought I'd take the time to get to know them better by interviewing them.
At the same time.
And no, they didn't know it was happening this way. I like surprises, especially on other people.
Below are my questions, with their answers. Try to guess who's answer is whose and I don't like grammar no more.
Winner gets a guest post from Joseph Craven, whom's generously donated an answer to one of the questions below that one of the Haggerty brothers forgot to answer. Also, you may want to ask him first since he doesn't know he's giving away a guest post. Also, all of you win.
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1. Sorry, you'll have to remind me - which Haggerty brother are you?
I'm the one who trained my entire life in the forbidden art of Goju-ryu Ninjitsu. I can kill in one million different ways.
The one with the over-pronounced crazy eye and misdirected swagger.
2. Why are you the best Haggerty brother?
That's a tough question. Clearly, I am, or else you wouldn't have asked, but it's like explaining why I'm the most powerful superhero. Haggerty brothers are like superheroes. Yes. This is the analogy I am sticking with.
Why am I the best? I'd have to say it's either my cunning wit or the cut of my jib. I also have better eyebrows. Next question.
I try to look at it like an Eli/Peyton situation... neither's really better, per se. Both were in the Double-Stuff Oreo commercials a while back, both like to air it out against the dime, both have benefited from impressive offensive lines at some point in time- wait what was the question?
3. How many total Haggerty spawn are there?
Seven, at last count.
Have you ever seen a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture? It's exactly like that. (7 kids. My sister is thinking about starting a blog, and if she does, we're legally changing our last name to "Bloggerty." 100% seriously.)
4. Why or why not?
Why.
My Parents really, really, really like each other.
5. What's your favorite sock?
I try to keep a knee-high athletic sock at my disposal at all times. You never know when you're going to need to fill it with quarters and go all "Homey the Clown" on a fool. Word?
I only trust leather, anymore. (That's sorta become my motto in any situation.)
6. The best comic strip ever is?
This is another tough one, because I've always thought most comic strips are not funny at all. I generally walk away from reading a comic strip with a sense of wonder over how that author/artist is able to get work. If I had to choose between reading the comic strip every day and cutting my leg off with a nail file, I may strongly kick around the idea of how well I could operate on one leg.
Sinbad.
7. What's the worst injury you ever had?
I broke my collarbone when I was about ten. I was trying to do a flip on the tile floor foyer walkway in our house. It ended badly. Broken collarbones are pretty brutal because it means you have to sleep on your back. Everything hurts.
Over-inflated sense of self-worth.
8. I'm afraid of heights. Are you also afraid of heights, or are you insane?
I am not afraid of heights, nor am I insane. I like to challenge myself as often as possible. I've not yet ever gone skydiving or bungee jumping, but I hope to remedy this before I die.
No. ...Oh wait- I just read the rest of the question... yes- very afraid! Me and you are twins.
9. Lawn ornaments. Discuss.
I've always been of the "less is more" camp. People should be able to tell the difference between when you are having a yard sale and when you are not.
Legalize those turkeys!
10. Will you be my minion?
Some of your words became switched around in this email. You may want to check your computer for viruses. But yes, I humbly accept your offer to be my minion. I'll send over a list of responsibilities ASAP. Good choice on your part.
Funions?
11. What's one thing you're really proud of?
My minion, Ricky Anderson. He's super obedient and a positive reflection on the type of discipline I seek to instill in those around me in need of greater wisdom.
I'm also proud of my wife, probably more than anything. She's awesome, and I don't ever want to lose sight of how lucky I am that she chose me back.
My ability to teach others how to Dougie.
12. What's your favorite Christmas present ever?
I remember getting a Sega Genesis when I was kid and thinking that was pretty much the awesomest thing ever. Do you remember Street Fighter? That game caused many a fight in the Haggerty household. Not virtual fights, that's a given. Literal fights. "Ha-dooo-ken!!!!!"
That time my dad, Jimmy Stewart, came home after a hallucination and realized what a wonderful life he actually had. Presents were tops that year!!!
13. Anything you'd like to plug?
My website, www.theisleofman.net. It's a growing community where people come and read my posts, then comment about how awesome they are. In all seriousness, I'd love for as many people as possible to come over and join the party. We have a good time.
I have an e-book coming out soon that is called: "An Idiot's Guide to the Galaxy." I plan on releasing it for free to my e-mail subscribers. People are going to love it...and hate it.
I'd also love for people to follow me on Twitter. I say some pretty cool stuff there on a regular basis.
Things I desperately want to un-plug: 1) The auto-tune machine... enough already! 2) Joan Rivers (robot), 3) The next reality show attempting to incorporate a board room, product pitches, and/or Gary Busey.
Wow. I'm still having trouble telling them apart.
Can you?
.
The hard part would be finding some brothers named Haggerty.
Enter Kevin and Stephen. Brothers by birth, bloggers by night.
They've taken the blogging world by storm. They're everywhere, like [insert bad analogy here].
They're apparently two separate people, but do you know how long it took me to figure this out? An embarrassingly long time, that's how long.
And since I still get them mixed up, I thought I'd take the time to get to know them better by interviewing them.
At the same time.
And no, they didn't know it was happening this way. I like surprises, especially on other people.
Below are my questions, with their answers. Try to guess who's answer is whose and I don't like grammar no more.
Winner gets a guest post from Joseph Craven, whom's generously donated an answer to one of the questions below that one of the Haggerty brothers forgot to answer. Also, you may want to ask him first since he doesn't know he's giving away a guest post. Also, all of you win.
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1. Sorry, you'll have to remind me - which Haggerty brother are you?
I'm the one who trained my entire life in the forbidden art of Goju-ryu Ninjitsu. I can kill in one million different ways.
The one with the over-pronounced crazy eye and misdirected swagger.
2. Why are you the best Haggerty brother?
That's a tough question. Clearly, I am, or else you wouldn't have asked, but it's like explaining why I'm the most powerful superhero. Haggerty brothers are like superheroes. Yes. This is the analogy I am sticking with.
Why am I the best? I'd have to say it's either my cunning wit or the cut of my jib. I also have better eyebrows. Next question.
I try to look at it like an Eli/Peyton situation... neither's really better, per se. Both were in the Double-Stuff Oreo commercials a while back, both like to air it out against the dime, both have benefited from impressive offensive lines at some point in time- wait what was the question?
3. How many total Haggerty spawn are there?
Seven, at last count.
Have you ever seen a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture? It's exactly like that. (7 kids. My sister is thinking about starting a blog, and if she does, we're legally changing our last name to "Bloggerty." 100% seriously.)
4. Why or why not?
Why.
My Parents really, really, really like each other.
5. What's your favorite sock?
I try to keep a knee-high athletic sock at my disposal at all times. You never know when you're going to need to fill it with quarters and go all "Homey the Clown" on a fool. Word?
I only trust leather, anymore. (That's sorta become my motto in any situation.)
6. The best comic strip ever is?
This is another tough one, because I've always thought most comic strips are not funny at all. I generally walk away from reading a comic strip with a sense of wonder over how that author/artist is able to get work. If I had to choose between reading the comic strip every day and cutting my leg off with a nail file, I may strongly kick around the idea of how well I could operate on one leg.
Sinbad.
7. What's the worst injury you ever had?
I broke my collarbone when I was about ten. I was trying to do a flip on the tile floor foyer walkway in our house. It ended badly. Broken collarbones are pretty brutal because it means you have to sleep on your back. Everything hurts.
Over-inflated sense of self-worth.
8. I'm afraid of heights. Are you also afraid of heights, or are you insane?
I am not afraid of heights, nor am I insane. I like to challenge myself as often as possible. I've not yet ever gone skydiving or bungee jumping, but I hope to remedy this before I die.
No. ...Oh wait- I just read the rest of the question... yes- very afraid! Me and you are twins.
9. Lawn ornaments. Discuss.
I've always been of the "less is more" camp. People should be able to tell the difference between when you are having a yard sale and when you are not.
Legalize those turkeys!
10. Will you be my minion?
Some of your words became switched around in this email. You may want to check your computer for viruses. But yes, I humbly accept your offer to be my minion. I'll send over a list of responsibilities ASAP. Good choice on your part.
Funions?
11. What's one thing you're really proud of?
My minion, Ricky Anderson. He's super obedient and a positive reflection on the type of discipline I seek to instill in those around me in need of greater wisdom.
I'm also proud of my wife, probably more than anything. She's awesome, and I don't ever want to lose sight of how lucky I am that she chose me back.
My ability to teach others how to Dougie.
12. What's your favorite Christmas present ever?
I remember getting a Sega Genesis when I was kid and thinking that was pretty much the awesomest thing ever. Do you remember Street Fighter? That game caused many a fight in the Haggerty household. Not virtual fights, that's a given. Literal fights. "Ha-dooo-ken!!!!!"
That time my dad, Jimmy Stewart, came home after a hallucination and realized what a wonderful life he actually had. Presents were tops that year!!!
13. Anything you'd like to plug?
My website, www.theisleofman.net. It's a growing community where people come and read my posts, then comment about how awesome they are. In all seriousness, I'd love for as many people as possible to come over and join the party. We have a good time.
I have an e-book coming out soon that is called: "An Idiot's Guide to the Galaxy." I plan on releasing it for free to my e-mail subscribers. People are going to love it...and hate it.
I'd also love for people to follow me on Twitter. I say some pretty cool stuff there on a regular basis.
Things I desperately want to un-plug: 1) The auto-tune machine... enough already! 2) Joan Rivers (robot), 3) The next reality show attempting to incorporate a board room, product pitches, and/or Gary Busey.
Wow. I'm still having trouble telling them apart.
Can you?
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Fone It In Friday
I made some changes to the blog. You probably didn't notice because you were busy starring in a movie about yourself.
Some Guy informed me my blogroll had rolled away to parts unknown. It's back, and none the worse for wear.
You may have noticed it's shorter. Don't worry; I didn't kill anybody(that you know). There's a ton of folks in my blogroll, but now only the ten most recently posted bloggers show up on the feed. That keeps the feed fresh and encourages folks to post more.
How many blogs do you read regularly? I have 50ish feeds in Google Reader.
I want to know who you read. Give me a link to:
Your favorite blog
The blog you're most embarrassed to admit you read
The blog you think I would like the most, based on as much or as little as you know about me.
Go!
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Some Guy informed me my blogroll had rolled away to parts unknown. It's back, and none the worse for wear.
You may have noticed it's shorter. Don't worry; I didn't kill anybody
How many blogs do you read regularly? I have 50ish feeds in Google Reader.
I want to know who you read. Give me a link to:
Your favorite blog
The blog you're most embarrassed to admit you read
The blog you think I would like the most, based on as much or as little as you know about me.
Go!
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My Blogroll
I thought it would be fun to explain who it is I'm stalking over there on the right side of this page.
(Over there --->>).
FYI, I'm shamelessly ripping this idea off from Joseph Robinson, who did the same thing on his blog last week.
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Rob Shepherd - Rob writes about faith, family and skydiving. He's funny and has twins.
Stuff Christians Like - Jon Acuff lampoons the stereotypes of modern Christianity. If you haven't heard of SCL but are reading my blog, then Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
The Connective Lens - Burrill Strong takes sports photos for the Chelsea Standard in Michigan. I'm always jealous of photographers. If you want your pictures out of focus and possibly with one of my fingers in the shot, then I'm your guy! Otherwise, hire Burrill.
A Woman's Guide to Women: A Blog for Men - Sharideth Smith helps guys understand women, while also feeling bad about themselves.
Isaiah and Sara - Isaiah Henni is too kind. I've never actually read a post by his wife, but he gives her credit nonetheless. Isaiah (copy/paste is SO helpful when spelling that name!) writes a devotional Bible lesson 3 days a week, with Thursday and Friday reserved for Tech Support Thursdays and Free Fridays, respectively ('cause it wouldn't make sense otherwise).
Tyler Tarver - Tyler is the most insane twangy math teacher I've ever met. And he raps. It's like a gift.
Joseph Robinson - Joe writes about a lot of things. He's flexible. You can call him Joe, Joseph or Rob. I've called him all three. The main thing to remember about Joe is he's funny.
Bryan Allain - Another blogger who needs no introduction. He's like the blogging world's Godfather.
Jon Acuff's Blog - Different than SCL, Jon uses this blog to encourage others with challenging ideas. Sounds like fluff, but check it out for a week and you'll find out otherwise. One of my new favorites.
Eleventy Million Dollar Blog - Kevin Keigley is funny. Kevin Keigly is weird. Kevin Keeglye has an odd last name.
Tyler Stanton - Oh, Tyler. How you make us laugh.
Matt Cannon - Matt is unstoppable. He has something like 28 kids, a wife and two jobs. Yet he blogs every weekday without fail, and replies to every comment before the commenter can even finish thinking the comment. He's not human, but he is funny...and a pastor who uses each post to teach a bit about Jesus.
Wes Draws - Wes Molebash does something different. He draws. You would know that if you were paying attention.
When Apathy Gets Going - David T. Robbins is probably related to Tyler Tarver, assuming they're not actually the same person.
The Moore You Know - Scott Moore is one of the kindest and funniest guys I know. He's one of my writing heroes, and that list includes Dave Barry and Patrick F. McManus.
Rick Knowles - Rick writes about business and management, but is amusing instead of boring. He's also a bit scary, because I think Rick would fire me if I worked for him. But he's got an awesome name, so maybe I'd be safe...
Knox McCoy - Knox, Knox. Who's there? One of the best bloggers out there. This guy will hit it big; it's only a matter of time...
Some Blog Site - Some Blog Site is written by Some Guy. You should read it Some Time. This title and name often lead to Abbott and Costello scenes with my wife:
Me: I want to read you this new blog post.
Jana: Who wrote it?
Me: Some Guy.
Jana: Can't be that good if you don't even know who wrote it.
Me: Not just some guy, but Some Guy!
Just Say, Ray! - Russ Ray writes about faith in an open an honest way.
All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand - Bull Turnbull is the other half of the former Dr. Awesome.
Pending Clever Name - This is my buddy Chris' blog. You could read his whole blog in about two minutes. He's written more posts for this blog than for his own. Maybe you could help him come up with a clever title.
Jared Clifton - Jared used to blog. He's still funny, but he used to share it. He promises he'll be back shortly when he's finished with his degree next month. We'll see...
Zinger Sandwich - The shortest blog in my RSS feed. I might be the only person I know that is ecstatic whenever a new zinger is out.
Who do you enjoy that I'm missing out on? Plug somebody!
.
(Over there --->>).
FYI, I'm shamelessly ripping this idea off from Joseph Robinson, who did the same thing on his blog last week.
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Rob Shepherd - Rob writes about faith, family and skydiving. He's funny and has twins.
Stuff Christians Like - Jon Acuff lampoons the stereotypes of modern Christianity. If you haven't heard of SCL but are reading my blog, then Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
The Connective Lens - Burrill Strong takes sports photos for the Chelsea Standard in Michigan. I'm always jealous of photographers. If you want your pictures out of focus and possibly with one of my fingers in the shot, then I'm your guy! Otherwise, hire Burrill.
A Woman's Guide to Women: A Blog for Men - Sharideth Smith helps guys understand women, while also feeling bad about themselves.
Isaiah and Sara - Isaiah Henni is too kind. I've never actually read a post by his wife, but he gives her credit nonetheless. Isaiah (copy/paste is SO helpful when spelling that name!) writes a devotional Bible lesson 3 days a week, with Thursday and Friday reserved for Tech Support Thursdays and Free Fridays, respectively ('cause it wouldn't make sense otherwise).
Tyler Tarver - Tyler is the most insane twangy math teacher I've ever met. And he raps. It's like a gift.
Joseph Robinson - Joe writes about a lot of things. He's flexible. You can call him Joe, Joseph or Rob. I've called him all three. The main thing to remember about Joe is he's funny.
Bryan Allain - Another blogger who needs no introduction. He's like the blogging world's Godfather.
Jon Acuff's Blog - Different than SCL, Jon uses this blog to encourage others with challenging ideas. Sounds like fluff, but check it out for a week and you'll find out otherwise. One of my new favorites.
Eleventy Million Dollar Blog - Kevin Keigley is funny. Kevin Keigly is weird. Kevin Keeglye has an odd last name.
Tyler Stanton - Oh, Tyler. How you make us laugh.
Matt Cannon - Matt is unstoppable. He has something like 28 kids, a wife and two jobs. Yet he blogs every weekday without fail, and replies to every comment before the commenter can even finish thinking the comment. He's not human, but he is funny...and a pastor who uses each post to teach a bit about Jesus.
Wes Draws - Wes Molebash does something different. He draws. You would know that if you were paying attention.
When Apathy Gets Going - David T. Robbins is probably related to Tyler Tarver, assuming they're not actually the same person.
The Moore You Know - Scott Moore is one of the kindest and funniest guys I know. He's one of my writing heroes, and that list includes Dave Barry and Patrick F. McManus.
Rick Knowles - Rick writes about business and management, but is amusing instead of boring. He's also a bit scary, because I think Rick would fire me if I worked for him. But he's got an awesome name, so maybe I'd be safe...
Knox McCoy - Knox, Knox. Who's there? One of the best bloggers out there. This guy will hit it big; it's only a matter of time...
Some Blog Site - Some Blog Site is written by Some Guy. You should read it Some Time. This title and name often lead to Abbott and Costello scenes with my wife:
Me: I want to read you this new blog post.
Jana: Who wrote it?
Me: Some Guy.
Jana: Can't be that good if you don't even know who wrote it.
Me: Not just some guy, but Some Guy!
Just Say, Ray! - Russ Ray writes about faith in an open an honest way.
All Other Ground Is Sinking Sand - Bull Turnbull is the other half of the former Dr. Awesome.
Pending Clever Name - This is my buddy Chris' blog. You could read his whole blog in about two minutes. He's written more posts for this blog than for his own. Maybe you could help him come up with a clever title.
Jared Clifton - Jared used to blog. He's still funny, but he used to share it. He promises he'll be back shortly when he's finished with his degree next month. We'll see...
Zinger Sandwich - The shortest blog in my RSS feed. I might be the only person I know that is ecstatic whenever a new zinger is out.
Who do you enjoy that I'm missing out on? Plug somebody!
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