After seeing some of the sports that will be featured, I got to wondering what I'd be good at.
Swimming? Nope. Gymnastics? Ha. Running? Not likely, unless there's bears involved.
So I decided I'd have to create my own events.
- Hastily Hitting the Honey-Do List Right Before My Wife Gets Home From Work
- Can't let her know I've been blogging all day!
- Wait Lifting
- I've been waiting to lift heavy weights for years. I intend for that streak to become a world record.
- Modern Puntathlon
- I can walk around and tell bad jokes ALL DAY LONG.
- Similar to its water-based counterpart, diving, except you stay in your car and order Chik-Fil-A.
- From the couch you must ask for, and receive, two cold drinks and three snacks within a 60 minute window. If you get slapped, you lose.
How would you do in my Olympics?