The Good, the Bad, and the Also Bad

Bad: I spilled coffee on my phone.
Good: It appears to be running faster.

Bad: Dealing with tech support from a Federal agency.
Also Bad: Dealing with tech support from a Federal agency.

Bad: Staying home from work for a day because you're under the weather.
More Bad: Getting back the next day to find the number of helpdesk tickets has spiked by 25%.

Bad: When your 10-month old son uses both of his two teeth to chew off the end of a power cord.
Good: You know your son isn't lazy and likes to see a project through to completion.

Don't get your hand near my son, apparently.

Can you guess who was watching him when this happened?
That's right - Nathan Fillian.