Time Machine Transporter Robots


Scientists: We found the Higgs Boson particle!


Normal People: What's that?


Scientists: It's the God particle! It'll explain everything!


Normal People: Oh, ok. Um, that's cool.


Scientists: You don't understand! This is awesome!


Normal People: Will it let you guys finally make us time machines and transporters?


Scientists: No.


Normal People: You're just making stuff up, aren't you?


Scientists: Yeah, but we needed funding for our robot projects.


Normal People: Totally understandable.


What scientific achievements would you be excited about?
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