The Great Allegra Power Outage

  • We had a dust storm yesterday that was so bad visibility was zero.
    • I would have taken a picture to prove it, but...
      • Visibility was zero.
        • So trust me when I say it looked like a bunch of dirt, but in the air.
          • You could say the dirt was acting up.
  • What's your favorite book? I hardly read anymore since life is so busy, but if I were to read one thing, what would you recommend?
    • I'll let you know if I liked it or not at some point in the next 12 years.
  • Clay Morgan is running a contest to see who's the greatest movie hero. I'm backing Neo from The Matrix. In this round, I'm up against Jamie Golden, who's shilling for Mary Poppins.
    • My wife says I'm going to lose, but I don't know how anyone can in good conscience back a lady who spikes kids' drinks and then flies away.
      • Although I'm afraid to win because I'm slightly terrified of Jamie.
  • Achoo!
What's your favorite horrible TV show or movie? We've been watching La Femme Nikita. Poorly produced, poorly acted, and very, very addicting. We may or may not already be on season 3...