Brilliance in the Basics

My wife recently had to take an IT exam for her job. I think passing this exam should be a prerequisite for obtaining computer support. Here's a sample of the questions. Please put your answers in the comments.


Curses!

You can't do this in real life

It's still a left click, even if you're left-handed

It doesn't do anything until you turn on the PC by clicking the power button

I don't want to; it's HP. I might break it.