Interview Dojo

We are conducting interviews today in an effort to find my replacement.

I hate boring interviews.

Help me spice it up for the candidates by giving me some funny or odd questions to ask.

Things like:
  • I can't ask how old you are, but...were you eligible to vote last month?
  • What size shoes do you wear? We're looking for someone who can fill mine. Although I'll probably take them with me, so you should just use yours. Yours look like they fit pretty well anyway.
  • Would you like to get me some coffee?
  • Do you hate celery, I mean salary?
  • Do you love overtime?

What else should I ask?