Redwood Bengal Razors

Product manager: Ok everyone, let's get started. We have a new product ready to launch, and we need to come up with a name.

Marketing manager: What does it do?

Product manager: It's a shaving razor. It's capable of skinning a Bengal tiger in one swipe. It can topple a Redwood with the flick of a wrist.

Lawyer: Sounds dangerous. We have to think about customer safety and our potential liability.

Marketing manager: Eh, let's just call it a safety razor.

Product manager: Brilliant.

Lawyer: We see no issues.

CEO: Great job everyone, let's call it a day. See you at the bar.

What other products are inaccurately named?