Song Lyrics That Annoy the Snot Out of Me

Ever find yourself singing along to some catchy tune, and then you stop to think about how dumb the lyrics are? When that happens to me, I can no longer sing the song. The song becomes something to avoid at all costs. Here's a few of my non-favorites:

Gwen Stefani, "Rich Girl" - "See, I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl".

I should be a song writer.
No, no you would not. Well, maybe for a little while. Until you bought something. Math is hard, Gwen.

Meatloaf, "Anything For Love" - "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."

Anything but fight flying motorcycles with a skyscraper dragon.

I don't mind that there's some lines you won't cross, but could you do me a favor and change the title of your stupid song, please?

Coldplay, "42" - "You didn't get to heaven but you made it close."

I wonder which smiley rich friend didn't make it?

Such a friendly way to tell someone they're going to hell.

What lyrics bother you?